Sunday, September 27, 2015

Chapter 2.5 - Pumpkin Pie Anyone?

Back with another update and one hell of an update it will be!

Athene still wants to write another novel so this time she picked a Horror one naming it "Evil's Enemy's" She also wants to improve her writing skills and write a book worth at least $75 a week in royalties. So she'll be on the computer for awhile. I still need to get her to France someday for that damn opportunity.

Clancy had to the wish to paint so he is attempting to finish that painting he started awhile back. Okay I thought this was going to be some beautiful painting of a woman! Nope! Hahaha level 5 my ass! For some godforsaken reason though it sells for $955!



Off to the chemistry table to make a sleeping elixir next!

 Athene improves her writing skill taking care of that wish but is super stressed now. I click her stressed moodlet and she decides it is time to head to the past! Ugh we are never going to be here long enough for Nekoda to age to a toddler!

Wait... she changed her mind! Now she wants to woohoo with Asia! Oh god this cannot go well!

Asia: You're telling me! My husband is just in the next room!


Hilda: Oooooh Mr. Clancy is not going to like that!
Athene: Shut up Bones or I'll dismantle you!
 Oh she wanted to woohoo in the past, I get it now! Still bad! I don't know how they are autonomously doing this, I checked my settings autonomous is only set for romantic interests and above! These two are barely friends! 




The shame you two!

 Athene: HELP ME!
"I don't think so, you did a bad bad thing!" 
Athene: I didn't need your help anyways!
Asia: I'm going to piss my pants!
"You both deserve what ever happens to you!" 


Asia: Aww look at my beautiful wedding ring!
"You Missy are very confused! Now go to the bathroom!" 
 Apparently the woohoo didn't take care of Athene's stress so I clicked her moodlet again.

"NOOOOO!! What are you doing!?"

Athene: I want a baby now, and Asia is perfect!
"SOOOO GROSS! STOP!"


I don't know if this is my revenge for being gone for so long (technically I haven't played these guys since the beginning of August) or if she is just being a horn dog! Either way, she could of at least picked someone besides her sister-in-law!

Where is Clancy while all this is going on in the basement? He's in the kitchen making pancakes for his favorite girls! Ugh!

 Asia pisses herself before she gets it on with Athene again. Yuck, that has to be so unsanitary!



I can't win! She is still stressed and again picks to try for a baby with Asia. I give up! She can remain stressed! This time they decide to stay in the present and just use a bed.

Hilda: Mr. Clancy is right there reading like a gentleman, shame on you Miss. Athene!
Athene: Fuck you Hilda, I'll throw you in your coffin and bury you in the ground then cover it with concrete and set it on fire if you don't keep your boney jaw shut!
 At least they have the decency to do it in Athene's bed not Clancy's! Seriously though, Asia is still sporting her "Just Married" moodlet!

 Baby chimes were heard and so we have a very fucked up baby on the way. Lets see if I can figure this out... It will be Asia and Athene's baby making it Clancy's step-child and niece or nephew. In turn it will be Nekoda's cousin/half brother half sister. Oh yeah only in my households!

"Smile all you want, you are a bad girl!" 
Athene: And? What traits did you think I had?
"Not whore ones!"
 Pffft to get back at her I gave her the fertility treatment. We need an heir anyways and Nekoda is too see through! 

And then.... I have no idea what the hell happened! The girls got done and all of a sudden another portrait pops into the portrait panel as Vincent Capricious! Who the hell is this???????

Why are you in my house?! Why are you saying goodbye?



Oh my god! He's from the past! He's Asia and Athene's kid! What the hell! I didn't know this could happen!


Any other kids want to pop out from the past that I am not aware of? No? Okay then first thing, this one needs a makeover!

He looks like an Athene clone. The only thing I see of Asia is the skintone and really they both have that! Guess he's not going to be heir!



So a little about Vincent since he's a teen already! His traits are workaholic, social butterfly (another reason he won't be heir, learned my lesson with that one!), genius and a bookworm. His favorites are Indie, vegetarian fish and chips and lilac. I wasn't expecting him so he gets a bed in the basement. Poor kid, first left in the past with cave people by his mother's and now a basement dweller! Oh yes, he is a vampire as well.

He came starving and wishing for plasma juice so he first heads to get that first.

Vincent: What is this monstrosity! Witchcraft, it is forbidden!
"Oh you really did live in the past honey, we need to talk. Plus you're a vampire!"  
 Nope, not having a good first day.

 He's actually really kind of cute! Just a guy version of Athene though.

 Vincent: Blood in bottle, what kind of sorcery is this!?
"Just go with it, you can bite someone later if you wish."
Vincent: So you're my mother?
Athene: Mmhmm
Vincent: And the ghost is my father?
Athene: No, his wife is your mother, he is your uncle.
Vincent: Wait... I have two mother's and one is married to my uncle?
Athene: Mmmhmm now leave me alone.
Vincent: I want to go back to the cave people, they weren't so complicated.
Athene: I can arrange that if you don't quit talking.
 Motherly love, she has got LOADS of it!

Asia heads to Clancy for an affectionate embrace but then stops dead in her tracks when Athene comes in to intimidate her. Then Athene gets stuck so there went that. Clancy still has no idea Asia cheated on him.

"Feeling a little guilty?" 
Asia: Maybe... maybe not.
 Kristoffer and Pilar grew into teens. Ha their nephew is older than them? I didn't feel like cropping pictures so there full screenshots.




Asia keeps up with the ass kissing.

 Asia is just a little woohoo addict this time at least it was with her husband.
 

She then burns the pumpkin pie.


 And her hand.

 Mmmm yummy! Horrifying quality to be exact!

 There you go, get something already made!

 Vincent breaks the dishwasher! Hilda!



Back to wishes, Athene wishes to prepare a meal so pancakes it is! Though I am wondering why she is just pouring everything onto the cutting board and not into a bowl. Won't that get a bit messy? I am no cooking expert by far, but I am pretty sure pancakes require a bowl.

 "You guys really should let Clancy do all the cooking."
 Athene: You made me!
"You wished it!" 
Athene: I'll give you that one.
 Just as graceful as Asia.... and me.

 Athene just like Asia opts for something premade.

Athene: That was a total waste of my time!
"Don't wish to cook then!"


Clancy finally heads to the school to complete an opportunity that has been there for I don't know how long.

 FINALLY! It is Nekoda's birthday! Not that we'll get to see what he looks like. I will actually change him out of ghost form so we can see him.

 Why do they keep insisting on putting the babies all the way outside for them to grow up? Weirdos!

Here he is in non ghost form. He's a cutie! He would be heir material if you could see him!



And back in his ghostly form. Still cute.



Can't see him!

 Oh yeah great parenting! Leave the baby outside next to the pool with no supervision, even he knows that is not a good idea!



Vincent wanted to get a part-time job, they could use the money so wish granted! Being a bookworm he choose the bookstore to work at.



After that he had some easy wishes... talk to Clay, talk to someone, talk to Zhivika, talk to Greta (which is a cutie and not related!). I only did one picture not to bore you.




Clancy wishes for a few things with Nekoda, first attack with claw.


 Then he wanted to steal candy from him. Meanie!



After than he wanted to teach him how to talk and walk... we'll start with walking.

 Asia wanted to buy a toy box and a stroller, so BLAM they appeared!




Athene finds out she is pregnant and is already bitching that her back hurts.

"Chucky are you down there planning something?"
Chucky: I'm innocent I tell ya!
Innocent my ass!!



Man he just needs Sparks creepily watching him and he'd have the whole clan! I think they are still trying to find out where the hell he came from!



More writing for Athene trying to get this $75 in royalties wish completed.

 And she then reaches level 10 in writing.

 On that note I will end this update. Next time hopefully we will get to see the thing that Asia and Athene has created. Till then, thanks for reading!

Asia: My baby will not be a thing!
"No it won't but it will be screwed up in the head!"
Asia: Yeah, I have no control over that. I'm just here for the looks.





















No comments:

Post a Comment